Welcome to the musings of a self-proclaimed geek. In the past I have contributed to GamesAreEvil as a columnist and a reviewer, known often as Fanky Mallon, thus the not-so-clever Malloosings title. You may recall my musings in the form of my old column, The Retro Confessional. I hope to bring some of that...

Every story should have a beginning, middle and ending. For example, today we got to see the beginning of the war of the United States of America for the Precious Moon Water (PMW). I only hope the skills I have been acquiring over my career as a gamer will save me and my loved ones (maybe even….the...

Welcome to our first in a series of Top 10 lists hitting your noggins every Friday. While the idea is far from original, we think the list itself is pure hilarity. And in the spirit of Retro, we pose this question: “If a game console is turned on, and a game is inside to be played, is the console...