Retro Evil, The Retro Confessional
25 February 2010 | Tags: Blizzard 2010, cthulhu, Eternal Darkness, featured, GameCube, Lovecraft, nintendo, nintendo wii, retro gaming, silicon knights
I tremble before the Old Ones, generally speaking. I think all those tentacles and eyes are pretty intimidating. The only thing that might be more powerful than the ranks of Ghatanothoa, Yog-Sothoth, Nyogtha, and Nyarlathotep is something I like to call “Mother Nature”. This monster has the power to scare the living hell out of any rational being. Respect her or you will pay. There is nothing in the arsenal of humankind that can hope to compare with her might. She controls all the elements with equal might. When in a good mood she gives us gentle days of kite flying and cook outs. When she’s in a mood we get destruction and mayhem that puts human beings back in their place.
I reside outside of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Geographically this is considered the North Eastern USA, I don’t know if I agree with that. This area is known for having Mother Nature playing with the humans with odd hot and cold spells. We are spared her more extreme methods like earthquakes, tornadoes, avalanches, forest fires, and zombie uprisings. However every now and then she likes to remind the little humans about who is in charge. February 5, 2010 was one of these occasions. The dark mistress dropped over two feet of snow on us.

The result of her elemental assault is still being felt. It started with the mass of snow everywhere that prevented people from the ability to travel very well. Deep snow tends to get everything stuck. Many people (including my family) lost power for almost a week. Now we get to deal with the last of the attacks from that storm, monster icicles (think 5 footers).
The loss of power is where this Old One gave me some lemons to play with. My wife and I were taken in by my gracious parents. They had heat, light and power. Oh and did I mention a Wii? This thought occurred to me on one of my many trips back and forth from their home to my own. This is when I decided that if Mother Nature wanted to play, I could get my revenge in the form of an old favorite: Eternal Darkness for the Gamecube. Never forget that Wii is backward compatible! So to feed my need for gaming and desire to mess with ancient powers, I went back a few years.
Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem was developed by Silicon Knights and published by Nintendo. This game can be categorized as an action / survival / psychological horror game, and it’s successful in all of these arenas. The Lovecraftian storyline plays out throughout human history. The player controls several inter-related characters in a variety of locations across the globe. Most of the action is centered around the quaint Roivas mansion and the secrets it holds.
The action comes in the form of combat with weapons and combat that keeps evolving through the game. This evolution is not just because of the story taking place in different time periods, but because of the wonderful magic system. So as you can weild more powerful weapons (from gladius to grenade launcher), you also gain the mystic might to enchant those weapons. A major highlight to me is having an enchanted machine gun. Talk about the ultimate anti-zombie weapon.

The combat system is clever too, in that you target different parts of the enemies to bring them down. Once an enemy is down, they may linger. This is a good thing, because this helps get your sanity back…Oh did I fail to mention that Eternal Darkness has a sanity meter? As your character gets assaulted by a variety of nasty otherworldly creatures, your character looses sanity. As a play dynamic, a variety of odd things can occur (tv turns itself down, babies crying in the background, bugs inside the tv, etc) when your sanity gets low.
The graphics hold up thanks to the Wii’s graphical prowess: no need for upscaling means a decent visual experience. The mood also helps with this, because I am less likely to nitpick on older graphics when I am on the edge of my seat with a little sweat on my brow.
So why write this? Mother Nature struck and I looked on the bright side and got to fight ancient evil again. If you have a Wii and want to play one of the better games of the Aughties, I say go find yourself a copy of Eternal Darkness and watch your sanity.