Game: Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Conviction Developer: Ubisoft Genre: Action/Adventure Price: $44.99 Pros: Creative, artfully done storytelling Cons: Besides the ugly red-head (which is completely unrealistic), some strange voice to animation syncing In November of 2002, Ubisoft released the first...

Ferrari GT: Evolution Publisher: Gameloft Players: 1-2 ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) Price: 800 Nintendo DSi Points You mean to tell me that a Prius isn’t on the list of fastest cars? Pashaw! DodoGo! Publisher: Neko Entertainment Players: 1 ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) – Comic Mischief, Mild Cartoon...

5 Arcade Gems Publisher: Nordcurrent Players: 1-4 ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) – Mild Fantasy Violence Price: 700 Wii Points™ There is no theme too bold for this game. Brain Drain Publisher: Enjoy Gaming Ltd. Players: 1 ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) Price: 500 Wii Points Uhhh.. I sincerely hope I will have...

Gangstar 2: Kings of L.A. Publisher: Gameloft Players: 1 ESRB Rating: T (Teen) – Suggestive Themes, Tobacco Reference, Violence Price: 500 Nintendo DSi Points So. You think you wanna be King of Southern Cali? You’re either daft, or much braver than I thought. AlphaBounce™ Publisher: Mad Monkey...

Only 1 game for download this week on WiiWare, but if you like the 80′s the Virtual Console game for the week may be the way to go. Military Madness: Nectaris Publisher: Hudson Entertainment Players: 1-4 ESRB Rating: E 10+ (Everyone 10 and Older) – Mild Fantasy Violence Price: 1,000 Wii...

FISHIE FISHIE Publisher: DK GAMES Players: 1-4 ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) – Comic Mischief Price: 500 Wii Points™ Extensive game play with various modes: One button. Learning with the PooYoos: Episode 2 Publisher: Lexis Numérique Players: 1 ESRB Rating: EC (Early Childhood) Price: 500 Wii Points Poetic...

Game & Watch: Manhole Publisher: Nintendo Players: 1 ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) Price: 200 Nintendo DSi Points Aww.. You’re so SWEET, saving all those pedestrians with your manhole cover of justice! Game & Watch: Helmet Publisher: Nintendo Players: 1 ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) Price: 200...

Running from the Italian mob can be a full time job; or several small time ones. Whatever you have to do, get that money to them if you want to live. Oh, and you might want to get some help for that gambling habit you have.

This week, Nintendo is very proud of their releases. Here’s what they have to say about the goods. Rage of the Gladiator Publisher: Ghostfire Games Players: 1 ESRB Rating: T (Teen) – Animated Blood, Alcohol Reference, Violence Price: 1,000 Wii Points™ “One of the most gorgeous WiiWare games...

This week: Quality over quantity. Oh, and you get to jack some cars for the Italian mob. w00t! Zoo Frenzy Publisher: Gameloft Players: 1 ESRB Rating: E (Everyone) –Mild Cartoon Violence Price: 500 Nintendo DSi Points™ Create your own zoo; startle the workers awake with your mic. What’s not to...