E3 Hands-On: Heroes of Ruin (3DS)

E3 Hands-On: Heroes of Ruin (3DS)

Heroes of Ruin is Square Enix’s upcoming title for the Nintendo 3DS (sorry that it’s not Kingdom Hearts 3DS). It’s an action-adventure game that takes advantage of the 3DS’s co-op capabilities, and it’s so seamless that players can drop in and drop out of a game at the drop of...

E3 Hands-On: PlayStation Vita

E3 Hands-On: PlayStation Vita

After sitting in line for two-and-a-half hours, I was graced with the chance to play with the new PlayStation Vita. Slightly silly sounding name aside, the device truly is a wonder to behold. Dual analog sticks, multi-touch screen, a touch pad on the back, aesthetics that look like they’re from the...

E3 Hands-on: Space Marine (Xbox 360)

E3 Hands-on: Space Marine (Xbox 360)

The title, Space Marine, is definitely not the most interesting or original name for a game that is about well, space marines. I initially dismissed this game entirely, but when I learned that it’s set in a fantasy world with orks, my interest level did a full 180. In fact, that was the first game I...

Parents are Evil: My Son’s First Gaming System

Parents are Evil: My Son’s First Gaming System

As one can imagine, in a household such as mine that is fraught with gaming systems, it’s a tad difficult to keep games away from our toddler. Even though we are gamers, we don’t want our son exposed to too much gaming just yet, because we’d rather he go play outside with friends. That...

News Haiku: Mass Effect 3 Delayed to Early 2012

News Haiku: Mass Effect 3 Delayed to Early 2012

Dismayed, ME3 Release pushed to twenty twelve. Hopeful, it is great.   Bonus points if you can guess the hidden reference! Popularity: 1%...

Review: The 3rd Birthday (PSP)

Review: The 3rd Birthday (PSP)

The 3rd Birthday with its cryptic name is supposed to be the third installment to the Parasite Eve trilogy. Aya Brea is back, still not wearing anything that could be considered armor, and shooting away. That, along with a few returning characters, are the only similarities the game has to its...

News Haiku – PSN Has a Sad

News Haiku – PSN Has a Sad

PSN is down. Evil hackers. Bad Sony. Canceling my card. Popularity: 1% [?]

News Haiku – The PSPgo is No More

News Haiku – The PSPgo is No More

Bye bye, PSPgo. Your life was short and not liked. Bow to NGP. Popularity: 1%...

Wii Haiku – What’s in a Name?

Wii Haiku – What’s in a Name?

What’s the new Wii called? Super Wii? Wii 64? Or…Revolution. Popularity: 1%...

News Haiku – Final Fantasy VI Coming to the PSN…in Japan

News Haiku – Final Fantasy VI Coming to the PSN…in Japan

FFVI coming! Ha ha! It’s just in Japan. Cry NA fans, cry.   Popularity: 1%...