Genre: Indiana Jones Simulator Price: All depends on the version you buy and when you buy it Pros: OMG this is so epic Cons: That one website gave it a 7/10…BASTARDS Verdict: No bug eating so this is not nearly as good the Temple of Doom Acquired: Stared at the game through the case at Walmart Story -...

Genre: Fanboy rage trigger Price: Any and all dignity Pros: Such an awesome gaming experience Cons: Such a crappy gaming experience Verdict: No clue if this is good or bad thanks to the internet being split apart on it. It is probably really good to be terrible Acquired: Twitter feed Story - Uh, you blow...

Genre: Ass kicking thugs in dark alleys Price: One secret identity Pros: Robin is not the hero Cons: The Riddler riddles are too effing hard Verdict: Buzz on the Internets is that even Adam West thinks this game rules Acquired: Dressed like Mr. Freeze and stole it Story - Some doofus in tights and a cape...

Genre: Expensive go kart racing Price: Less than an Enzo Ferrari Pros: Jeremy Clarkson whispers sweet nothings into your ear Cons: You cannot stick your head out the window and enjoy bugs hitting you in the face at 150MPH Verdict: The lack James May and Richard Hammond is complete BS. Oh, and they tease you...

Genre: Anger management Price: Hundreds of busted controllers Pros: Cool box art Cons: Too effing hard Verdict: The tutorial level was so rough that I just gave up. Mr. Google claims this is a great game, however. Acquired: Sold my soul Story - This is a manual in anger management. Controls - You’ll...

Genre: Electronic gadget thingy Price: $199 + your soul Pros: It’s new, shiny, and Amazon says it’ll be the awesome Cons: Not out yet Verdict: Gadget love at first press shot Acquired: Watched the Amazon press conference…DUH! Usefulness - It is like a computer, only smaller Build Quality -...

Genre: Cartoons…I think Price: Blood and tears Pros: Hot chicks, big weapons, lots of ass kicking Cons: Not able to change your hair from blue to green Verdict: It’s anime…YOU MUST PLAY EVERYTHING ANIME Acquired: Check Steam, or something Story - Anime confuses me, so I didn’t bother...

Genre: Violent Price: Nothing Pros: Guns and Blood, seriously awesome stuff Cons: No Natty Ice while watching for review Verdict: According to my Twitter feed, this game is the most EPIC thing since sliced bread Acquired: Psh, I get this stuff free, yo Story - This concludes the series, so it is totally sad...