Half-Assed Review: Dark Souls

Screw this game

Genre: Anger management
Price: Hundreds of busted controllers
Pros: Cool box art
Cons: Too effing hard
Verdict: The tutorial level was so rough that I just gave up. Mr. Google claims this is a great game, however.
Acquired: Sold my soul

Story - This is a manual in anger management.
Controls - You’ll learn how to throw and kick your controller without breaking it….WIN!
Presentation - Buggy as it just displays the death screen over and over
Replay Value - I guess you could replay it again.
Conclusion - Broken TV, five broken controllers, three holes punched in the wall, and a bottle of whiskey are proof that this is complete crap.

GrE Grade: Screw this game

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