Half-Assed Review: Rusty Hearts

Genre: Cartoons…I think
Price: Blood and tears
Pros: Hot chicks, big weapons, lots of ass kicking
Cons: Not able to change your hair from blue to green
Verdict: It’s anime…YOU MUST PLAY EVERYTHING ANIME
Acquired: Check Steam, or something

Story - Anime confuses me, so I didn’t bother reading all the scrolling text
Controls - You use a keyboard
Presentation - It looks like you’re playing a cartoon…awesome we know
Replay Value - It’s an Asiany MMO, so you’ll be grinding until your fingers bleed or you punch the screen
Conclusion - It has hot women with blue hair, how can you not be playing this?

GrE Grade: A-

Popularity: 2% [?]

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