Bask in the glory that is a new shiny gadget

Genre: Electronic gadget thingy
Price: $199 + your soul
Pros: It’s new, shiny, and Amazon says it’ll be the awesome
Cons: Not out yet
Verdict: Gadget love at first press shot
Acquired: Watched the Amazon press conference…DUH!

Usefulness - It is like a computer, only smaller
Build Quality - Nobody dropped it during the press conference, so it must be fragile
Lust Factor - I dreamed about it last night
Conclusion - The Internet loves, hates, and could care less about this thing.

GrE Grade: Shiny

Popularity: 1% [?]