UK Publisher Candella Software let the news drop today about their upcoming racing title…….Cargasm. Cargasm.
I had to write it twice simply for how ridiculous both the title, and the premise to this game are. So in addition to what seems to be a somewhat decent looking racing title, comes the addition of collectable women… Here’s the bit from the press release, it is pure gold:
During races, players will be constantly exhorted to go faster by a bevy of Cargasm Girls. If they are fast enough, players can collect these ravishing maidens for their own personal Cargasm Harem. As the players win races, new cars, Ecstasy points and trophies can also be unlocked and uploaded to an online global leaderboard.
The trophies that can be won include Cargasm Rave, Thrust, Lesbos, Orgy, Gigolo, Lothario, Playboy and the most coveted of all, Cargasm Sultan.
Boasting multiple “photo-realistic real world locations” and social network integration, Cargasm certainly seems like it will have the market covered in it’s unique niche among the many titles in the crowded racing genre. According to Creative Designer Ajith Ram
“We are expecting gamers to go oooh aahh aahhh……….with gaming ecstasy.”
The game has been announced for just about everything sans the DS, and I’ll happily bring more news of this title as it comes. Here’s some screens that actually make this seem like it *could* be an alright game…
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