I really don’t know whether to be impressed or depressed by the news that someone has finally beaten World of Warcraft. That’s right, you read correctly. I said BEATEN World of Warcraft! The improbably rediculous task has been completed by a Taiwanese man who goes by the online handle, “Little Gray.” Along with completing every single quest in the game, ‘Gray’ has even managed to nab every single one of the game’s 986 achievements.
Here is a breakdown of all of the stats for this groundbreaking MMO milestone:
“To reach the milestone the Taiwanese power-player killed 390,895 creatures, accumulated 7,255,538,878 points of damage, completed 5,906 quests (that’s 14.62 quests per day, apparently), raided 405 dungeons and hugged 11 players.” — CVG
Part of me wants to feel happy for this poor schmuck, because Lord knows he probably has nothing else going on hin his life. On the other hand, just imagine if he had spent the time that he wasted playing WoW on a more noble cause…
If nothing else, it will be a great story to tell his kids, that is if he ever manages to reproduce. For some old reason I don’t think his, “Why don’t I introduce you to my night elf?” pickup line has been very successful as of yet.
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