Tweet Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. DOWNLOAD | SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES Looks like we’re off to a slow week of news, but we may get a Sims soda out of the...

Tweet The Real-Time Strategy genre has been having problems as of late. Let face it, resource and army management titles haven’t been able to keep up with first person shooters. This has become more prevalent as increased graphic performance has decreased the number of seasick players and big budget...

Tweet With Sims 3 getting ever so closer to launch, there has been much anticipation building from fans. But does that anticipation warrant ads that rival that of Master Chief? It appears EA thinks so! Browse these pics taken from the Sims 3 Facebook page and see the advertising wonder that has become...

Tweet From time to time (read: whenever we feel like it) two members of the Portable Gamer staff will cut their workload in half by co-authoring a review. What they never realize is that it actually results in behemoth-sized pieces which, upon seeing, cause our editors to run away screaming...

Tweet Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser. DOWNLOAD | SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES Now that we’ve jizzed our pants over Final Fantasy VII, Capcom is ready to come in...

Tweet Anxiously awaiting the launch of Sacred 2 for your console? We are too! We’ve gone in depth with Sacred 2 on many levels already, so we’ll keep this short and sweet. CDV has released a new trailer for Sacred 2 showcasing actual gameplay on the PS3, and boy does it look pretty! The recent...

Tweet Keeping up with Guitar Hero’s DLC, Rock Band has been releasing a ton of great hits lately. Next week will be no different, as the onslaught of music continues with Guns N’ Roses latest album Chinese Democracy. For those of you who’ve either been living under a rock for the past...

Tweet I must sarcastically paraphrase a comment about one of my previous editorials, unfortunately without the necessary faggish tone of voice.  “I hate editorials because they are expressions of other people’s opinions.”  That doesn’t read as hilariously as it would look when I...

Tweet Welcome back to the Dammit Game of the Week for another dose of time wasting. This week’s game is Music Catch 2 by Reflexive Entertainment. Sounds boring doesn’t it? No, you don’t actually chase after music stars like a rabid pack of teenage girls after the Jonas Brothers. ...

Tweet When I think of matches made in heaven, I don’t exactly imagine fuzzy Muppet characters fitting into the Resident Evil universe.  That said, through the glorious power of the internet, these worlds have been melded into one of the most amusing pieces of satire that I have seen in quite some...