Welcome back to the Friday Top 10! We like to cap the week off with a bit of easily digestible humor. Got a great Top 10 list you want us to feature? jason @ gamesareevil (dot) com
1. Competitively - Most commonly observed method of playing. Homemade charts and elimination brackets are tools of the trade. Physical violence may also be involved.
2. Leisurely – While on the bus, at the bus stop, or doing non bus related activities (I can’t think of any), one who plays like this likely has a portable device, plays games on his or her cellular device, or has a Virtual Boy.
3. Deceivingly - By way of exploiting glitches in games online and off you commit an act of deception.
Real Life Cheating
4. Irrationally - Playing this way requires you to shoot and kill your teammates, sabotage missions that you should instead complete, and generally be an ass.
The answer is the square root of a negative 1
5. Under the Influence – I forgot what I was going to say here.
How war must be fought.
6. Intensely - You will know if you have played this way by the answer to this question: Have you ever thrown a controller on purpose?
Extreme!
7. Selfishly -Hogging the controller will not make your friends like you more.
Unless you are playing this.
8. Luckily - When your girlfriend/wife defeats you in any game she plays like this. Has to be luck. Right?
9. Obsessively – Staying up all night, perhaps with a newly acquired game, because it is so awesome.
10. Socially – only plays online.
Popularity: 10% [?]
